This is all going to be covered by a snarky longform YouTube (or equivalent) documentary in 200 years.

“Stylized”

I’m text on a screen and a clipped photo from a comic that came out about a century ago.

Trump took my job. It’s been months and I can’t get a human to look at my resume. My former colleagues are having the same experience.

I’m doing really bad.

But to get to the main ponint of this, why is reddit run the way it is ?

For profit.

“You’re not a real man unless you drink unfiltered stagnant pond water.”

The OnePlus dynamic ringtone because I hate it: Youtube - Dynamic Ringtone

What can go wrong will go wrong.

A. Dead. It’s freaking Peru and I’m a tubby weakling from the swamps. The elements will strike me down.

B. Fine. I got an alpaca wool poncho so I won’t be that out of place. I’ll bring some survival books and a bug out bag.

C. New World Order. “Ok fellas you see all these funky looking codices on multiple shelves? Some of them have your future and the future of the peoples living on the continent north of you. See these maps, accurate to the finger length. All yours for the price of making friends with the altepeme around Lake Texcoco and killing anyone with my skin color immediately for the rest of time.”

1. Cancer.
2. Heart related disease.
3. Exposure to the elements.
4. Shot randomly (American).
5. Hit by vehicle.

If I got billions of dollars at this point how could I not throw a little at the owls. I would feel guilty everyday I open my subscriptions.

1. I would set up a program where the teachers in Philadelphia public schools would have their school supplies highly subsidized by myself.

2. The local food banks would receive five figure donations directly from myself.

3. I would look into water retention and distribution in drought stricken parts of Mexico. If I could help I would leverage my money effectively to make sure humans have access to safe drinking water in the region. If acting directly would cause harm I would fund researchers until an appropriate solution could be found.

4. Create an app that teaches the indigenous languages of the Americas while hiring native speakers for accuracy.

Edit:

5. Donate to an owl sanctuary.

You could learn to draw.

You’re talking about that VTuber ain’t ya?

While that is a nice fantasy I am unfortunately spending the grand majority of my time daily filling out job applications and watching coding tutorials at 2x speed.

Unless I receive a grant or some sort of income I can live off of up front I don’t have the luxury to do a passion project at this time.

A podcast about the pre-columbian Americas which in all honesty would be a Hardcore History knockoff.

I won’t go into specifics for my own privacy but I was a government contractor for the United States federal government. DOGE is apparently responsible for my department losing funding.

While you are correct that the “foreigner god” isn’t directly responsible, but that’s due to the fact that the conservatives (or just the ruling class in general) didn’t drape themselves in Christianity they would pick up whatever is most convenient.

The reason I use the term “foreigner god” is because I don’t like any religions except for those of the aboriginals of the Americas. I’m a Mesoamerican history fanboy and from my perspective nothing good came from the Old World discovering the New World. Christ is a foreigner and so am I, both alien in nature on soil that would have been better off without us.

I was laid off from my job on Friday. There’s nothing to celebrate and those who call themselves “Christians Leaders” are directly responsible for my unemployment. I despise the foreigner god with all my heart.

Screaming alone in a house all day while living in total isolation.

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