Milksteaks [he/him]

Cook 2 bags of ramen and strain it. Add a can of tomato soup and some cheddar. I like to call them regrettios.

2nd up is ghetto pizzas. Make some toast put on tomato sauce and cheese also pepperoni if you can afford it

Travel to supermarket, go to sauce aisle and eat a jar of prego. Congrats you’re now preggo

I made a variation of your garbage bowl, I call it regrettios. Crunch 2 ramen packs, cook and strain. Add a can of tomato soup and cheddar cheese, made that all the time as a kid