Majorllama

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When you live an hour away from the nearest hospital for some reason everything you decide to do with your free time happens to be incredibly dangerous lol

You have to tamper with the pressure release safety valves and provide a secondary flame unless you are using some bougie incendiary ammo (and even those aren’t a guarantee to ignite something like propane on its own).

We used to blow up the normal sized ones like for your the backyard grill. We would fill the pressure release with valve with JB weld and then toss it into a bonfire and shoot it from like 500 feet away lol.

Based.

I can fold my ears in on themselves and they will stay that way until I smile.

Basically my ears are just super soft because I was always playing with them as a kid so the cartridge never really hardened up like it did for most other people.

As I have gotten older and played with my ears less they don’t stay folded as long but I can still do it.

Our government took 3 billion dollars of our tax money to bolster our Internet infrastructure.

That was like 12 years ago. The money just vanished and they went “oops”. God I wish we had fiber everywhere.

I used to have fiber but now I’m on lowly copper gigabit lol

Well that’s cheating. Easy to brag about internet speeds when you live inside of a data center lol.

That reminds me of an article from a few years back of this old woman in I wanna say Switzerland as well that at the time had the “fastest internet in the world”. She said she used it to look up gardening tips lol.

I hope she had a dope garden.

I paid for gigabit I’m gonna use the whole gigabit lol

I mean if it’s things you can go get again why not party hard and just use RAID0?

Im just kidding that’s such a pain in the ass if anything breaks.

This is why we use RAID6 and not RAID5

Chronically online people cannot grasp just how “normal” most every day of their lives will continue to be regardless of who is sitting in the oval office.

Obviously I know there will be effects on many people, but for the grand majority of Americans their daily life will continue on without much change as it did through the first Trump term and the Biden term.

The Republicans cried that Obama was going to ruin the nation both terms. The Democrats are terrified Trump will somehow end this country this time around when they lived through his first term just fine.

Basically whichever party loses acts like a cat that can suddenly see the bottom of their food bowl and they think they are gonna die.