Your joke, but funny:

Perhaps, but it might be illegal

Joke’s on you, I pronounce it females

You mean Hallopinyos?

I mean, it’s basically an egg pie with cheese and/or bacon, how could it not be delicious?

Walks in with a burrito

“Behold, a Calzone”

Walks in with a hot dog

“Behold, a taco”

Walks in with an enchilada

“Behold, sushi”

According to my research, a Ford F-150 is approx. one small adult elephant, or 20 baby elephants. A Fiat 500 is about the same weight as four baby elephants.

Yeah but how heavy are 4 baby elephants? Is it more like one adult sized one or more like two?

That is the price of living in a democracy.

Growing up is getting used to being disappointed again and again.

Okay boomer, why don’t you go to a museum or something like that?

I’m sorry to disappoint you, but they’re not great. It’s almost as if he made all of this up. You know, like an actor, playing a role.

No they’re not, they’re Catholic. It’s literally in the name.

The mod log certainly helps, because it leaves a public trail of evidence for each ban, but it ultimately still depends on the server admin, because they are in charge of choosing their mods. But at least no one can ban you from the platform entirely, at worst you can get banned from an entire instance.

That’s a weird way of saying your grandpa never took you to Cracker Barrel.

Depends.

If they’re actually athletic, it’s ragebaiting. If they’re clearly out of shape, it’s insulting.

He seems nice.

How many have failed?

Right back at ya.

Who the hell holds their phone sideways while looking at memes? What a freak.