No fucks given.

Mathematicians and physicists are nothing but day dreamers. You might as well of majored in PHILOSOPHY!

Yes but does Taiwan consider itself part of China?

It blew my mind when I learned that Taiwanese travel to Mainland China for work. The media seems to portray the two countries in a non cooperative stand off.

That is not your street! Damn it Larry people are late for work!

I think more people are coming here for my comments and delusions of grandeur.

Amal Clooney should be put on trial at the Hague along with her husband! Their crime? Being too damn hot for one couple.

You, you could be… If you wanted to.

So she was obviously lying and maligning the bees.

Let me save you some time. It all happens way quicker and way younger than you expected.

Reporters are getting desperate for ratings.

Oh it wasn’t the weather. It was the people.

Mrs Hughes from Downton Abbey.

The story of two parents with three toddlers.

I need to make copies of this exactly and hand them out when asked the same question. I’m 5’5.

Locked down our USB ports. We work on network equipment that we have to use the USB port to log in to locally.

America, we know how to fuck shit up!

We moved a bunch of people and made Israel. So let’s do it again. We’ll just move the Palestinians to Wyoming. We’ve got plenty of space up there.

This is simply an isolated incident that keeps happening over and over again.