The person who had your number previously used WhatsApp. Maybe they are still using that number for WhatsApp.

Biblically accurate Iron Man.

Did you put it back in the refrigerator? Did Mom find it under your bed? This wasn’t an accident; someone made an intentional power move and your family is toxic.

I know what you all want.

Did you shout ADVERTISEMENT in the middle of your comment?

I think you hit the nail on the hand with this comment.

Those spicy Skittles.

How often are you even using your death certificate? I mean, yeah, the discount at Disneyworld is a sweet deal, but otherwise?

Somebody laminated my birth certificate. But what are they going to do about it, unborn me? Wait… will they?

Edit: What if somebody laminates my death certificate? 😭

Build an enormous induction coil under the power lines?

Several years ago, some silver spooner said we would be able to buy homes if only we didn’t blow all our money on things like avocado toast.

I only saw it this year and wasn’t expecting much, but the cinematography is gorgeous.