Damn girl do you shit from there?

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That chair or ottoman is pretty much falling apart.

I’m not sure what you’re trying to say here.

Let’s collaborate if you want the best two inches you’ve ever had.

I do a trick where I give you one and when you ask me to go deeper I give you the other.

Geez if you farted in my direction I’d cream myself instantly.

I’d lick it, stick it and impregnate it.