I don’t wanna sound old here, but I finally watched that thing a couple days ago and boy did I feel my age there. Clearly I’ve lived long enough that a whole movie failed to connect with me on any level. I mean it has Jack Black in it and I adore him. I guess what I’m saying is I have no idea how to fix your kid because they’re a different people now.

However , the classic old group defense against young slang is taking it up and enthusiastically using it wrong. So enjoy your hot poultry song.

Poetry.

People who put lift kits and huge tires on a truck they’re using to drive around town don’t really use the kind of critical thinking to worry about that. They’re mostly thinking about their credit card payment and how it’s all brown people’s fault.

Android vs Apple all over again.

1. An ongoing disagreement between my partner and I regarding the proper setting for the humidifier was causing stress and this experiment will attempt to solve the problem.

2. I prefer that the humidifier be set to 50% but my partner likes 45%. If my partner cannot see the current reading, I hypothesize that they will no longer remember to change the setting.

3. A small bottle of bactericide that is normally on a shelf near the humidifier.

4. The small bottle of bactericide was placed on top of the display, making it difficult to read by a casual observer.

5. The humidifier has remained at 50% for several days now.

6. Visual reminders are important cues to adjust the humidifier settings. By removing the visual reminder my partner is no longer driving me crazy.