Dibs on the bike!

Effective has two effs. I appreciate that defective only has one eff. Like, if you give an eff about something, you can make what doesn’t work, work.

Neither. There is an age difference, sure, but an 80 year old woman is a well-lived human adult who can make her own choices. If it were an 80 year old female elf, then possible. Not sure what the age of consent is in elvish customs, or the age of emotional maturity. As for robbing the grave, no, she’s not dead. Robbing the cradle implies young life inside the cradle and there is nothing living in a grave. Now, if the elf provided the woman with prolonged life through elvish ways, then technically, he’s robbing the grave.

The El Camino is a mullet.

Superliminal. Some problems aren’t a problem with the right perspective.

Prisencolinensinainciusol by Adriano Celentano

https://youtu.be/-VsmF9m_Nt8?feature=shared

Edge of Tomorrow

Lian Li make nice all black aluminum cases in a variety of sizes.

I used to use 000 steel wool on chrome motorcycle pipes and they never scratched, so that’s safe. For your stove, I’d try some boiling water to soften the mess first. Then, go ahead and clean in your regular fashion.

“Choke” - by Chuck Palahniuk

Giving up wealth, fortune, and fame for cosmic knowledge? You’re a real frood dude, candelestine!

Goo Goo Muck - The Cramps After Midnight - Fastway