As someone who’s had several long debates with a neonazi on discord, it usually boils down to them saying “Goldbloom controls you, all your arguments are therefore nullified”

Their aptitude for dismissing information is amazing

This might just be me, but an exclamation point ruins this joke, and many similar ones

With no exclamation point, I read this as a very dry, very serious response, and the comedy comes from the absurdity of what’s said with a straight face

When I see the exclamation mark, my brain goes “BOOMER BOOMER BOOMER”

Me, a non-american:

I honestly do feel for this guy (assuming they’re being completely truthful), but I think getting them to move countries and share a room with your kid is too much of an ask for your kid

Assuming they’re telling the truth

This sounds like it could be a possible scam, but I don’t know enough to be sure

It’s a reference to Hollow knight and Subnautica

Also it’s a double negative

I’m not