Greg Clarke

I would introduce Friday by Rebecca Black to The Beatles

Oh that’s terrible news. The tail means you’re going to stub your toe on something really hard and the side eye means you’re going to have your taxes audited 😬

Tail up or tail horizontal? This makes all the difference

Maybe like an ice cream party or something?

What about just taking a regular energy drink with some sleeping tablets?

I’m going to pirate the 2022 movie Tableau. That’ll show 'em!

and even dating apps

Are 15 year olds on dating apps?! How is that legal now?

Just install McAfee AND Nortons antivirus and everything will be fine

Or the excerpts haven’t been removed or moved which changes the meaning of the journal.

wtf, where do you live? Is it a police state? How would publicly posting photos of arrested people possibly help with rehabilitation?

There’s a chance that malware is running on your device that is causing your IP address to get flagged

She doesn’t look very strong

October 22, 2014 when AS Roma was defeated in Rome 1-7 against Bayern Munich in the Champions League. That was the last day of the Roman Empire.

Sharting makes you lighter for sure

You should keep your own records so you can confirm or refute any claims made by your company. There are loads of apps that will store your trips on your device (no cloud rubbish).

Nice try Universal Studios!

I don’t have it here

I assume you cashed it in with the tooth fairy?

I’m not sure you know what learned means. You’ve missed literally dozens of other countries.

Alcohol is a solution

Have you considered changing the size of your head with experimental surgery?