GreenPlasticSushiGrass

OMG, this. My SO was all about Reese’s peanut butter eggs this Easter, but the far superior Aldi chocolate peanut butter bunny bite was my Easter vice.

Bro put the punchline in the title.

If I told her, “bish, make me a sammich!”, I would get a no-sex sammich. It would be all that I get to eat for days, and it would differ from the sandwich I might make for myself by the number of people involved.

A wakeyuppyman is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

I’m the SO of someone with ADD who was similarly affected. It messed her up for months. Things are just getting back to normal now. On the bright side, she has less insomnia on the new meds.

First person, but sometimes there’s a soundtrack.

Yes! Taco Bell is the go-to fast food restaurant for vegetarians. I suggest the black bean chalupa supreme, veggie mexican pizza, and cheesy fiesta potatoes. Unfortunately, that meal and a beverage will probably cost about $17 usd these days

I really enjoyed the live-action One Piece series much more that I thought I would. Other than that, we’ll watch the occasional bad horror flick or goofy comedy.

It’s included with our cellular plan. If they drop it, I be returning to the high seas, yarr.

I’m not sure anyone on the dem side would primary Harris, however. If she is primaried, Gavin Newsome would probably be sworn in about this time next year.

Twenty years ago, Buffalo, NY. The Fat of the Land by Prodigy was still huge. A dancer in a strip club thought “Smack my Bitch Up” was “Snap my Picture”. True story.

“Before, I used to buy eggs for 70 rubles ($0.78) a dozen. Now they cost between 130 and 140 rubles ($1.45 to $1.56)—twice as much,” Ilia Zaroubine, a 21-year-old student, said.

I realize that it’s probably a greater percentage of total wages, but by US standards, that’s still dirt cheap.

“Feed a cold, starve a fever.” Rest, hydrate, and eat if you can.

“Victuals” is the source of the term “vittles”, if you’re feeling particularly folksy.

That’s called outlawry, and it was actually one of the harshest punishments you could receive in Roman times and the middle ages. Outlawry isn’t nearly as cool as Clint Eastwood made it out to be.

Well, clearly burning bush, Jewish zombie, eternal damnation, Therefore I’m God wants me to be in power. Because reasons. QED.