It’s the equivalent of “no backsies” and “you can’t triple-stamp a double -stamp”

sToOpId bRaYn dEd

Mostly they just try to get out of paying child support

S A L T Y

You keep saying this, are you having a stroke?

Yuck dude

That’s actually perfect, haha.

I’m tempted to start selling meaningless certificates as sovcit catnip. I bet they don’t even question why I only take USD

You make Uncle Roger ancestors cry

There’s a non-zero chance we have already built them

I’m really glad to hear it. Modern medicine is pretty wild when you think about it. Here’s to your continued health! 🥂

Just like my grandfather, peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like his passengers

It doesn’t buy poverty, either

Meryl Streep in Death Becomes Her

Holy shit, what led to that and how are you now?

Notice the red ink

Weapons optional

Magic words go on…inside?

Winnie vs Pooh

Yeah absolutely fuck that guy, he fafo’d.