Captain Poofter

not at all? the comment thread started with saying magats will get the brunt of it. then someone said no, migrants would. so i said the migrants voted for Trump anyways. nowhere is there any implication anyone deserves it, unless that’s just what you’re looking to see

didn’t the migrant population vote for trump too though

this game was such janky fun!

wall climbing with the swords was so awesome and i loved that the devs didn’t patch it they just embraced it

Dark Fall 1 & 2 (specifically not 3)

couple of my favorite point and click adventures, and I’ve played a lot

yes. especially without kids.

i just use a little of the effort i saved by sitting down the whole pee

ya it all started cuz of that makeover show queer eye for a straight guy then the south park episode

i love sitting down to pee. with a penis, even. standing up takes effort. sitting does not. i can dribble off in the toilet instead of on my pants. i can check my phone quick. i can sit instead of stand. pee flows out better sitting down so i strain less. i don’t have to stand elbow to elbow with a stranger holding his dick, too literally ever. the pros are quite good.

the only bad thing is apparently some men think it’s not manly! but im gay sooo oh nooooo anything but that. also sometimes the water is too high and the tip of your dick might touch but really this barely ever happens. I’m tall anyways, so when i use a urinal my dick is squished up by the top rim most of the time anyways which i find gross too.

Voices of the Void on Itch.io. it’s sort of like xfiles: the rpg. you live in a satellite field and you use old equipment to track suspicious signals from space and sell them off for upgrades and supply money. Things… happen. while you’re carrying out this peaceful existence. suspicious, freaky things. 🛸

it’s been out for a couple years now and it’s very far in development but they are saving the steam listing for a more full release.

edit: go into this game blind

they literally just said they’ve been the same size since grade school. this is what you do: -go into shoe store. -grab pair of shoes in same size you currently wear. -too big? grab a size down. too small? go up. -stand in line and purchase shoes -leave store with dignity in tact from small feet shame

***BONUS POINTS if an employee tries to help you and you tell them “I’m okay, i can handle it.”

why…why do you keep getting your feet sized if they haven’t grown since childhood??? you know your size! be a man and pick out your own fucking shoes!

they aren’t movies, but Doctor Who is a fantastic show for the whole family. maybe start at Matt Smith episodes unless they don’t mind cheesier effects and costumes.

you’ve never heard flock of geese? herd of cows? school of fish? these are incredibly common.

Who told you it wasn’t also your decision?

Etymology of ascii characters is something I never even considered. New hobby unlocked

Cooooollllllll! It’s like computer morse code

Wait, we had networking like that in the 70s? I’ve never heard that, do you have any other specific information I can look up? A computer at a school talking to another school remotely to use its processing power in the 70s sounds like alternate reality. That’s literally just the internet. What were they pushing the data over? Surely not phone lines?

Isn’t he Jesus in that movie? Is jesus immortal? Tbh i dunno i don’t believe in magic

Sick Sad World from Daria. I’d love that show

I’m so surprised people have specific buttons? Is there a reason? I just mash my whole hand at the keyboard