Fuckin amateurs

Let yourself get a little cold. You’ll end up with the blanket, but keep it off as long as possible while you fall asleep.

I have the same phone. I don’t mind the size, but I’d like it to be lighter.

The lack of headphone jacks across the industry should have been a criminal offense, initiating RICO lawsuits from our government.

The cost is to the whole world, because they consume enormous amounts of energy and produce essentially nothing. Like bitcoin miners.

Which means they’re adding profit margin to the otherwise zero marginal cost of said information good.

MIT releases financials and endowment figures for 2024:

The Institute’s pooled investments returned 8.9 percent last year; endowment stands at $24.6 billion

There are police under the sheets?

Kind of a weird hill to die on, ngl

The masque of the red death over here…

And then cut the garlic to make red sauce.

Not sure what happened midway through this example, but the nudity may settle my remaining questions.

Also, buy physical media. You don’t own digital movies without the file; you’re just given access to them.

Flour paste makes for great bait. You can catch a mess of small fish with dough bait.