I thought this was how you summarize current inaction against climate change.

these aint a mistake; theyre 4.15 cubic feet of evolutionary superiority >:|

that’s 4.15 cubic feet

ah, neat. NFC.

I used to set an alarm on my laptop to go off at the same time as my phone, so I would have to walk into the other room in order to turn it off. These days I tend to wake up several hours before my alarm goes off, unable to return to sleep.

I was gonna say ‘cross your fingers and your toes’

I believe if you look a second time the person you replied to has become someone who replied to them.

i dare someone to play devil’s advocate and pretend that’s funny

wym i eat ramen all the time @ 55kusd/yr

Nah, you’re two years off.

Or, more likely, my parents managed to hide two years of my life from me.

That’s awful sneaky of them.

it’s a french scientist’s name