Maybe she’s just terminally clueless?

Also appoint a rural SE Asian snake handler, the kind that performs for tourists, as their CFO.

I’ve seen it occasionally where they’ll marry a makeup artist or stage hand or something. Sir Patrick Stewart’s wife is a theater actress, IIRC. But I can’t think of many cases where some A-Lister married somebody they saw sticking shelves at the Walmart.

The graboid wasn’t able to bust through the subflooring.

First existential crisis? Don’t worry, they get easier after a few. The answer is simple once you learn how to embrace it: it doesn’t matter. Real, fake, it’s completely irrelevant. Go get high, play Halo, get some ice cream, and let somebody who gets paid to think about this stuff deal with it.

Stupid cultists. This exact thing has happened for thousands of years. Some years back one of these rapture cults popped up and I mentioned to my coworker that the world was ending. His response: when’s it happening this time? Comedy gold.

If it was deliberate I will laugh for a week straight. That guy deserves a medal.

That’s so many beans!

But OP, what kinds of beans are there?

I sure do love me some aquarium gravel!

But what if, now hear me out, we make fun of him in whatever way will make him miserable.

Nothing says exposure like being locked in a cage and left outside to die, I guess.

Cleaner, though we’d have to exceed 100% to get everything out of the environment. That’s a tall order for microplastics in particular - we’re gonna have to live with Vitamin P for a long, long time. Maybe if they finally come up with a way to cheaply eat it with microbes without accidentally obliterating all plastics on earth. That would be inconvenient AF.

It’s okay to be personally uncomfortable with whatever; the important part is to not make it anyone else’s problem. Be honest with yourself and just don’t be a dick.

So what, 5 year olds driving them need to go to the slammer?

Oh definitely rad. I grew up in the 80s, I know rad when I see it.

NFTs. They have not been and will not be missed.

They already did. That one’s cyclical.

Duckface? Yeah that’s not completely dead, unfortunately.

I got a fever