“It’s an enigma”

What’d you call me?!!

It was precisely like a bad, dirty paper cut that stank of fish munge.

Haven’t seen it mentioned here, so a word to the wise: their beaks are somewhere sharp-edged, and if you were to grasp the beak and your hand were to slide lengthwise (towards or away from the tip), you could sustain a nasty cut.

Source: adolescent me harassing pelicans that were a lil too inquisitive about my days’ fishing catch on a dock somewhere near Cedar Key, FL.

Rechargeable is key here. Amazon has the for under $10. There’s no going back.

Learn a paid skill you can do with your hands. Welding, painting, HVAC, long-line fishing, building PC’s, anything. Get proficient.

You may never use it again. Hopefully you develop a skill-set that pays you better/is less physically demanding/is sexier.

But you will never starve and may be able to feed your family even if your primary occupation falls out of favor.

Ice cream.

Toilet paper.

Get the good stuff or don’t get it at all.

Indeed! Bestof’d.

https://lemmy.world/post/18066949

Agreed. Bestof’d.

https://lemmy.world/post/18066949

Yup. Kudos.

Marge?

Staffing took some deep cuts.

No

Listen to this guy/girl OP.

Your dentist will almost certainly recommend:

-Getting an electric toothbrush, READING THE INSTRUCTIONS, and using at least twice daily.

-Simultaneously, getting a water-pik or similar (they make travel ones too) and using it twice a day. (Tastier if you fill it with mouthwash).

Or shell out ~$10k or more (in the US) later for ignoring this advice, like I will in April, for gum restoration procedures.

Plus nobody will tell you you have eye-watering bad breath, but they will certainly hold it against you.

Please limit this persons www exposure

Ol’ Sourpuss looks like he lost his job at the urinalysis lab for sampling the wares

Refresh page, swipe down quickly just after reloading, look for “reduce restrictions” button or whatever at the top right of page, should work.

Can’t decide if Crimean Combat Seagulls or Kremlin Snuffbox should be the name of the screenplay (or my new band name)

Behold the Master Race™️

Mediocremind

Outstanding response