Well then drink up my friend— and wash it down with a cigarette!

Which part of risk factor is confusing?

Asparthame = Cancer

Aspartame consists of two amino acids (L-phenylalanine and L-aspartic acid). It is hydrolyzed and absorbed in the gastrointestinal tract (GI) through the action of esterase and peptidases. Digestion releases methanol (10%), aspartic acid (40%) and phenylalanine (50%) (Table 1), which are absorbable in the intestinal mucosa [10]. These metabolites can be harmful at high doses and hence prolonged aspartame consumption may be a risk factor

His ladybugs 🐞 will be so upset to learn this 😭😭😭

No thanks, Spez.

Reddit sucks hairy balls.

Well, Fox ran a very scientific poll of 100 men and women who use bath salts recreationally in the panhandle of Florida— and according to Fox, “a lot of people are saying it’s possible…”

I remember when Donald Trump suddenly became a “Republican” when he was a registered Democrat.

He flipped because he knew the Republican base is easily duped/conned.

In a 2004 interview, Trump told CNN’s Wolf Blitzer: “In many cases, I probably identify more as Democrat”, explaining: “It just seems that the economy does better under the Democrats than the Republicans. Now, it shouldn’t be that way. But if you go back, I mean it just seems that the economy does better under the Democrats…But certainly we had some very good economies under Democrats, as well as Republicans. But we’ve had some pretty bad disaster under the Republicans.”[5]

John Donald Vance

Tim Scott has been doing his level best to emulate Stephen in Django Unchained

Brett Harrison should be in prison. He lied and stated tokenized stocks were backed by an actual share 1:1.

He departed FTX conveniently just before their demise.

SBF is right where he belongs— but Brett Harrison and Caroline Ellison should be his cell mates too in my opinion.

Immediately prior to the refutation of the report, the entire Kremlin was threatened with falling out of a second story window

Welp, that’s enough internet for me today

Denny Crane

Low energy Sleepy Don.

Sad!

Meanwhile in America, convicted assholes like Steve Cohen and Michael Milken walk free; and pieces of shit like Ken Griffin and Doug Cifu are free to literally counterfeit shares in the name of “LiQuiDitY” while naked shorting and fucking retail investors— for decades on end.

Waffles deserve whipped butter

Come again?

Smoked tri-tip steak to medium rare/medium and then sliced thin, lots of grilled onions, and melted swiss served on a freshly toasted baguette with au jus or warmed bbq sauce

Turd on a wire

N azi

B roadcast

C orporation