Maybe it’s time to admit that you are bad at this and you should do something else besides trying to run a business. It’s clearly not your forte.
Maybe it’s time to admit that you are bad at this and you should do something else besides trying to run a business. It’s clearly not your forte.
This is pretty good satire, and I gotta give you props for sticking to the bit, LunchMoneyThief.
Happy workers stay longer and don’t leave rotting fish in the vents right before quitting out of frustration.
A better analogy might be shutting off their water because they were using it to make naughty ice sculptures, which are forbidden by the HOA.
And why should eye care if eye’m dead?
Most days I feel like I’m leasing it at best.
If I was one of those employees, my response would be to smile and wave, maybe give a thumbs up, and go back to ignoring them. They can interpret it how they like, and only I know for sure that it means “Lol, you’re getting nothing from me, you dumb buttmunch.”
Every since one of them tore out half the insulation from my car hood and stuffed it in every corner of the engine compartment, I’ve had it out for them. Furry little obsessive compulsive weirdos.
Just use a brick.
Oh and also, “change this every four weeks please.”
Okay then. NEW PASSWORD: pa$$word_Aug24
Cripes, it never even occurred to me that you could do this with a chuck. Thanks for expanding my mind.
Anyone who gives any weight to the verbal vomit of a professional sports celebrity is already on the losing side in the war against Not Being A Fucking Moron.
St. Patrick’s Day in America has always been more of a celebration of Irish-American immigrant culture than it is of Ireland itself.
When the discourse goes in circles and gets nowhere, it becomes a perceived waste to continue it. The people who profit from gun sales – including the politicians who reap campaign contributions from exploiting misconceptions about it – like it this way.
He didn’t exactly need accuracy when there was a sea of targets in front of him, especially if his objective was to hit as many of them as possible before they could disperse.
But it also does raise the question: why did the shooter think he needed a lot of guns?
Be as detailed as possible in your report, and focus especially on any specific threats against individuals or groups that he has mentioned.
Now please turn to song 146 in your hymnals, The Cat Cameth Back.