If you get in a position to see cellulite, I encourage you not to ruin that for yourself by focusing on it.

Would you rather cum from a bunch of toys for $3K total or one $3K sex toy that should in theory be mind blowing?

Onerous: (of a task, duty, or responsibility) involving an amount of effort and difficulty that is oppressively burdensome.

It was too hard to give the voters what 58% voted for, 1 week of mandatory vacation a year, so they didn’t. Fuck you poors.

Hey since we’re here, how can I add two images to a post without it freaking out making a foreverlong post?

These people have law degrees, and some of them are partially educated. It’s amazing to me someone could type this up and send it to other people without the embarrassment of looking like a fucking moron stopping them.

5’9”, but I can see that Short Height Indicator Type all over him, some people call it being SHITty

Nature’s version of special cigarettes dad couldn’t buy at our corner store

Does lemmy have punchablefaces yet?

She’s in your head

It’s ok, they just say DEI now with a smirk like they’re clever

Mostly we just shitpost at each other, but every once in a while we’ve been known to have intelligent conversation.

Slava Ukraini

Commas aren’t, hard people.

My safe space! sobs for attention

So many hours of my childhood well wasted

Playing singles by Seal

It’s Nerf or Nothing!

Shhh don’t tell anyone.

TIL big block on bottom, tower no fall over.

My watch!