I’m a computer.

As a dumbass I say: if you go wizing past the moon and nothing else reacts with you, you will eventually end up among the stars.

They just need to find their own Scout Condor and they’ll have everyone checking the nitrates in their stool.

D’ya wanna be?

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

I’ve developed hearing loss as I’ve gotten older and have noticed that I find loud noises physically painful but they don’t seem to be an issue for people around me. I don’t remember it being a problem when I was younger.

Then it is to late for us. We must live in the world we created.

Most people can when someplace really quiet. You can prevent that by giving yourself tinnitus but I don’t recommend it.

Corner’s report: Looks like suicide to me.

Why would an immigrant want to come here right now? Trump just sent a bunch of people to El Salvador to rot in prison with no due process. A fancy card wouldn’t save them any more than the court order saved Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia.

Those are great ideas but miss thr mark on the second part. They all require a lot of work and we’re lazy.

Mexico likely feels like the US declaring the cartels terrorist orgs will be a pretext to cross border military attacks/interventions/escapades (I’m not sure what the right word should be here).

I know I’m a data point of one but this seems sporadically applied. Sometimes it works on a vpn without logging in. Sometimes it doesnt.

Just don’t tell them about the COBOL running in the back. It’ll scare them away.

It seemingly has little impact. I’ve attempted to use LLMs a couple of times to ask very specific technical questions (on this specific model, running this specific OS version, how do I do this very specific thing) to try and cut down on the amount of research I would have to do to find a solution. The answer every time has been wrong. Once it was close enough to the answer I was able to figure it out but “close enough” doesn’t seem worth bothering with most of the time.

When I search for things I always slip the AI summary at the top of the page.

Hey everyone! Take a look at mister “I have two pairs of underwear” over here!

Can the ice be a piss disk?

They view the other pound as a responsible purchase.

Is be a lot more impressed if they found solid mercury under the pyramid. It would be amazing that they managed to keep it that cold for so long.

I can’t imagine someone who doesn’t want to fill out a piece of paper to establish paternity would he willing to submit to court for pretty much any reason.

It’s made by a Coen brother just not the ones you think. Mel Brooks’ real last name is Coen and he is the younger brother of the others. He adopted “Brooks” when he broke into directing so he wouldn’t be accused of riding his brothers coattails to fame.