I really wish people would stop commenting that someone has this or that identity when they just want a normal life. Having trouble finding a girlfriend? Maybe you don’t want sex! Like what? Stop normalizing this.

I wish I could upvote this more than once

yeah, the story is someone used endoscopy equipment to steal food from the vending machine. bad title. feel bad.

Yes if it’s thin and classy looking

He said case closed, how are you still arguing with him??

That’s a short sighted* and anachronistic take lol.

We… We know that…

I have these at my desk and still use them :)

This video was truly bizarre

Y’all are ripping the us, but what we meant with that Texas meme is that’s there’s TOO MUCH TEXAS and we wish it were MUCH SMALLER

800 no debt I just use my credit card a lot and pay it every month

Women aren’t allowed to have any sex, the sluts.

How beautiful

This is just schizophrenia untreated.

???

The way they use legal words in made up ways is kind of reminiscent of how the book of Mormon tries to sound like the king James Bible but it was 300 years too late

This made me sad to the core. What’s the point of life

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

squints this is a lil bit not ok

What do you mean besides you know what, sex is by far the most important thing I want from a partner … Better make sure you find someone who thinks like you lol