Sounds like you’re going to the wrong music instructors.

Is that not chap-hop

Well except, obviously, for humanity. That’s our greatest enemy, and it seems to be shown more frequently.

If there is food out, I can be hungry.

• cats probably

PSA: Please don’t teach your pets Sudo. This is too much power for your pet to have. Treat your pets like you would a user.

It’s too late to go back to the future. The future was in 2015.

But both can also be disastrous. You could misstep and roll an ankle, or a fart could end up with more substance than expected.

Be careful out there fart walkers.

He doesn’t seem like much of an adult to me

For weeks and months even

Nah, Art35ian is a mad cunt.