Horse car battery staple… I see you xkcd reference.
https://xkcd.com/936

Mechanical strawberries are also not great for you

Timber born

I do t know AAAAAaaaaaaahh

I think eating your god is more metal than just eating a human.

It’s only cannibalism if you are also a god. Otherwise its deitism?

No accounting for taste

Only sometimes in specific cases. At a bbq, after Xmas dinner, sitting by the campfire etc. other than that, no cravings. Do dream of smoking though…

It’s Jason Bourne