Anyone who looks at this sign is instantly gay.

Linux bootsectorlicker

It’s just too obvious and boring to say that.

Yawn

This really is No Stupid Questions, even in the comments.

Mindless Self Indulgence

Dat-uh is information, Day-tuh is a Star Trek character.

Grandma’s Boy

Coughing and/or smoking can dry out your uvula and make you heave. Happens to me sometimes when I smoke right after eating too much.

Let’s see you do better.

Trying drugs, because my friends looked happier doing drugs than I was by not doing drugs.

Jesus Christ it’s actually hilarious 🤣

Fiction isn’t proof, they fucking wrote it that way 😂

It’s a really good hat

0, I just wear a hat. Wearing sunglasses makes it look like you’re trying too hard to look cool.

that’s literally the one place that most people are trying to be clever

It’s always about the living and their feelings. The dead don’t care about nothin’ because they lack the ability

I impulsively paid rent because I can’t afford a Steam Deck. I love not being homeless!

What is this? Some kind of druid / necromancer dual class?