BananaPeal

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As someone from Maine, I wish articles would specify Oregon in their titles when mentioning Portland. I mean it was named after ours.

Holy motherforking shirtballs… someone stole my post idea!

Interested in seeing someone tear apart claims like this? Search Miniminuteman on YouTube. He has short and long form content. I have never cared about archeology in the past, but his snarky wit makes it interesting.

No worries. Misunderstandings happen. 😀

Perhaps I should have said “plush dog.”

Perhaps the number of toots indicates how bad he perceives the fart to be.

I blew way too much money on a stuffed dog at a hotel general store for my wife. We were driving a Uhaul during a snowstorm to move in together. The roads became very slippery so we decided to sleep through the storm. It was our first hotel stay together and money was very tight, but it was a romantic gesture. She cherished it until our son claimed it as his own personal “security blanket.”

Ahh, mammatus gigantus clouds.

How is a meme newsworthy?

How is this NSFW? It’s in a Walmart. People literally work there.

There’s an amusement park in Maine that does “after dark” a few nights per year. Adults only and they serve drinks. It’s marketed toward millennials who grew up going to the park. I haven’t been, but it seems popular.

The angle in “reality” shot is much higher. Try shooting from water level.

Pretty sure he’s not needed if it’s the search for more money. It won’t be any good, but if they think it will make money…

Still waiting on Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money

Hey everybody have you seen my nuts? They’re big and salty and green. If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my nuts in your mouth!

https://youtu.be/sjrdanK4LSY

What does a group of indigenous teenagers have to do with pride?

Pretty sure I see vegetables. Looks like you were successful!

I’m not sure which I hate more, the whole chicken or the green olive.

You know the worst thing about being in hell? They torture you but they don’t pay you or let you go.