BananaPeal

Second and third shifts are useless? Remember that when you can’t pickup your groceries after work.

Dangerops pregrent sex, will it hurt baby top of his head?

I think my house is pregernet??

I’m so glad that I changed to Jellyfin. So much better.

Who checks notes cares?

I honestly thought they went out of business. The only one I might see on a regular basis closed and I didn’t see any on a recent short road trip. Whatever, their food was mediocre anyway.

I envy anyone who can hear the words “white bronco” and not immediately think of OJ Simpson.

I have one of those. Banging on crap at 11pm, revving his Harley at 5am, has a rooster. Fun times.

Growing up is overrated. This is gold.

I feel like this is an acceptable use for AI. Nobody likes studying poop.

Looks about right for an Adobe/Microsoft software package.

Fun fact: the Mars bar is marketed as a Milky Way in the U.S. There was a Mars bar in the U.S., but it had almonds. It has since been rebranded as Snickers Almond.

Fucking phones, how do they work?

If you’re ever a victim of these crimes, make sure to dial 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3.

As someone from Maine, I wish articles would specify Oregon in their titles when mentioning Portland. I mean it was named after ours.

Holy motherforking shirtballs… someone stole my post idea!

Interested in seeing someone tear apart claims like this? Search Miniminuteman on YouTube. He has short and long form content. I have never cared about archeology in the past, but his snarky wit makes it interesting.

No worries. Misunderstandings happen. 😀

Perhaps I should have said “plush dog.”

Perhaps the number of toots indicates how bad he perceives the fart to be.

I blew way too much money on a stuffed dog at a hotel general store for my wife. We were driving a Uhaul during a snowstorm to move in together. The roads became very slippery so we decided to sleep through the storm. It was our first hotel stay together and money was very tight, but it was a romantic gesture. She cherished it until our son claimed it as his own personal “security blanket.”