Law enforcement already can just subpoena/get-a-search-warrant-for them all they want. Why would they bother with paying a fee?

Hocus Pocus is classic 90s comedy/super-light horror. It’s gooooood.

edit: and OP says in another comment that they want to avoid it. Noooooo! …I get the sentiment, but noooooo!

It’s a weird perspective. Probably due to taking the picture on a small stepstool with a wide angle lens. That gives you the ‘height’ and then cropping the sides would not give your brain the context clues.

I like the countertops… in the picture. The floor looks like I’m back in a mcdonalds in the 90s.

If someone pulls out a knife on you, do the same.

I know what you mean here, but the phrasing is hilarious out of context.

Learning to swim in a pool with a shallow end isn’t too difficult for an adult. Just don’t pay attention to assholes or give up because it doesn’t come naturally.

Watch a video or two to learn the motions (breast stroke is easiest, but freestyle or side crawls are also good to start with), then just get in the pool (shallow end, please). Start by crouching down to the level of your mouth, and breathing through your nose. Become comfortable with water near your mouth.

Then dip your nose into the water and blow out through it at the same time (blowing bubbles). You’ll quickly get the hang of holding pressure in your airways so that water doesn’t enter when you dive below the surface. Once you get to that point, start laying face down in the water. You don’t even have to be stiff, or try to swim, just get used to having your back towards the sky. Finally, after the 20 minutes this will probably take you, start trying to mimic the motions on the videos you watched. Again, ignore the feeling that you suck at this, because everyone sucks at it when starting. You’re just an adult, so you realize how bad you are at the beginning, just like when learning a new instrument. With an hour or so of attempts, you’ll have a pretty good idea of how to move around the pool.

Great idea, except that the only thing they’ll do is dissolve in the contact solution…

Nobody is putting in contacts dry. Even the psychos back away when you try.

Lol, sad to hear. Usually staff members get to the school waaaay before any student does, so they probably scarfed it all.

Unfortunately, many, many Israelis, even if not the majority, rabidly support what is happening. I can’t remember the exact numbers from the last poll about it, but there is a reason bibi is doing this to maintain power. It absolutely works for a significant portion of his constituency.

Fair enough. I should have said ‘everything insane that I remember is Mahler.’ I would swear I remember a bag of sticks in something I was performing in though.

Mahler. Everything insane is typically Mahler. I think that particular symphony also has a bag full of sticks that is dropped.

Lol, I know what you meant, but I can’t help picture #7 as the entire old man coming out of his back end. Strangest thing for me so far has been a light bulb. It was the old classic story of ‘I was on a step stool in the kitchen and…’ lmao