I keep thinking of ditching Kbin for Lemmy, because Kbin is down more often than I’d like, and I presume Lemmy is healthier. However, I’ve gotten quite used to this place, and am not eager to start anew elsewhere.

Joke’s on you! Humans will be extinct by 2531. Maybe by 2031 if Trump becomes president again.

They should call it the “Waffle Hovel” to skirt copyright.

Isn’t Erdogan that thing Jason Blood turns into in DC comics?

The Reuben is up there. A delightful combination of creamy (Swiss), hearty (Rye), salty (corned beef), sweet (Thousand Island dressing), and tart (sauerkraut). Those are like, the Power Rangers of sandwich ingredients. When they combine, the end result is unstoppable.

OH GOD SOMEONE TURNED ON THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL!!!

Just admit you want to kill all Palestinians, Bibi the Big-Eared Butcher.

Ty Burrell played Mr. Peabody in the Dreamworks film based on the old Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoon shorts, where a super intelligent dog had mastered time travel. A year prior, Burrell was regularly being outsmarted by an orange in ads for Tropicana juice drinks.

I’m just sayin’, if you were going to hire someone to be a pompous canine smarty-pants, well… David Hyde Pierce is RIGHT THERE.

Maybe just stick with the lettuce, Mr. Galapagos Tortoise.

This seems to happen with progressive rock at alarming levels. They just reach a point where they take their pretentious bullshit a little too far, and the fans grow weary of it. You saw that with Jethro Tull, which pushed its luck with A Passion Play after scoring a critical success with Thick as a Brick. Yes took it too far with Topographic Oceans. I’m sure ELP has an album where they pushed the envelope a little too far and pushed away the audience in the process. Unfortunately, that had a pendulum effect, with ELP releasing the wimpy Love Beach in an attempt to reel back in those lapsed fans.

Self-hate is one hell of a drug.

He’ll have Nunavut!

Just Amazon Prime and Paramount Putz. I’d get rid of the former, but I’ve heard it’s tough to do. Also, I don’t subscribe to Amazon Prime for television specifically; that sub is for free shipping specifically. The streaming is just gravy… although with the upcoming advertising attached to shows, it’s more like diaper gravy.

Trump’s dead, though, right? Yeah, I can live with that.

Iowa needs to get over YOU, poopy pants.

The only dukes of sus-sex around here are these two creeps’ in-bred parents.

More like fecal alcohol syndrome.

Or related to Brian Kilmeade, that cyclops from Fox News.

White “supremacists,” ladies and gentlemen. Imagine goobers like these thinking they’re the master race. They’re so gross and ugly and unaccomplished that it’s the only thing they’ve got to lean on.

“What education have you had?”
“I’m white.”
“What honors have you received?”
“I’m white.”
“Have you done anything whatsoever to improve the lives of others?”
“…I’m white?”
“Okay. Don’t call us, we’ll call you.”

He makes a mean barbecue sauce, too. Really knocks you off your feet.