That’s a cell phone!

I haven’t opened any Christmas presents yet. We’re having a late Christmas due to crazy schedules for everyone involved.

Nah, he threw it on the ground. DUH!

And historians work for the victors.

You and I have very different standards for how we speak to our bosses then.

Okay

I don’t think you need the “what if” parts

Get hammered, play Baldur’s Gate 3, pass out at 3am.

It was somewhat safe when there were like 2 billion people on the planet. Not so much when there’s 8 billion.

Swaggerly swinging alignment.

Did you not see the sign Bernie Sanders printed from Twitter and brought into Congress? You gotta print things large when you print them to make a point!

That’s what I thought of too. I heard he kept making videos, and eventually she’s back, so I guess she changed her mind and they stayed married.

Edit: I just watched it and this is actually a different one. The one I saw was with a younger couple and he doesn’t say anything about her leaving. He just does his review and she’s in the background throwing shit around, and moving boxes.

The audio port for headphones and headsets.

Leather needs to be maintained (oiled or polished), even if you’re not wearing them.

I haven’t heard of that service before, so I can’t say.

Yeah, the ants. Maybe they just followed a scent trail into your house and live far away. If that’s the case then it’ll be easy. A couple of addresses ago we had a fire ant colony living under our foundation. Nothing we did got rid of them. Even powerful poisons that they take back to the colony only worked for a week or two until the next round hatched and they were right back. It sucked! Best of luck! Hopefully they live far away.

Oh boy, you’re about to learn a lesson in humility and perseverance.

?? Nutrition labels have been on food my entire life, and I’m almost 50. Has something about them changed in the last 30 years?

It’s $5-$10 per month, not $10 per hour. LOL

$10 gets you unlimited searches now. Idk about you, but I was continually frustrated with the results from all of the other search engines. I figured $10 is a small cost for my sanity, and privacy.