“a million dollars”

I still haven’t gotten it.

Can’t see your comment.

It sounds so very nasal… Like I am deliberately routing all voice data through 3 sinuses.

Honestly you should be moving to Cat6 hurricanes and deprecating your Cat5e, since 2.5 gigabit Ethernet wind speed is becoming a consumer-grade thing.

The letters printed on the keys actually don’t matter.

When you install an OS or set up your user, there’s always a step asking you your language, right? Part of that is what the OS will interpret the keyboard key codes as.

For example, I pick US English as my language and then also say that I want “Dvorak” as my keyboard layout instead of the normal “Qwerty”.

After that, my laptop keyboard (which is the standard Qwerty everyone in the US gets with their Dell laptop) will be interpreted by the OS as actually being Dvorak layout instead, so typing the keys labeled “asdf” makes “aoeu” show up.

Software keyboard layout vs hardware keyboard layout.

NATO needs to research blue flame, stagger a line of siege tanks, and maybe pump out some liberators.

All those walls and furnitures will miss you ricocheting off them.

RIP my hero… Maybe now you’ll get your chance to introduce Kissinger’s afterlife to your knuckles.