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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

They look so friendly

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They look so friendly

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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    I don’t think I’d be too afraid of a raccoon either though

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      You should be. They may not be able to mortally wound you but they’ll definitely give you rabies.

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        A raccoon can absolutely mortally wound you. We’re just fleshy bags of blood and they have nasty sharp claws. A slash in the right spot could be fatal

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          Well, if we’re considering “right-spot” scenarios then basically anything can kill you.

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            How could a worm kill you, or a cricket, Mr. Scientist?!?

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              I could probably figure out a way to choke on both

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              It’s an alaskan bull worm

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                Not sure what that is, but it sounds scary

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