SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukM to Confidently Incorrect@lemmy.world · 2 years agoTop tier medical advice.feddit.ukimagemessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down10
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minus-squaregonzo0815@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoOk I’m gonna stop grabbing cow manure with bleeding hands. Nothing is allowed anymore :(
minus-squareSamirCasino@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoNono, you’re fine doing that, just make sure you’re bleeding hard enough so that the manure can’t get in the bloodstream.
minus-squareQueen HawlSera@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoBest idea, just get rid of ALL the blood. Can’t have. Bloodborne disease if you have no blood.
minus-squarenightmareofahorse@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoBleeding is just weakness leaving the body
minus-squareEffortlessEffluvium@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoThe fun police are everywhere
Ok I’m gonna stop grabbing cow manure with bleeding hands.
Nothing is allowed anymore :(
Nono, you’re fine doing that, just make sure you’re bleeding hard enough so that the manure can’t get in the bloodstream.
Best idea, just get rid of ALL the blood.
Can’t have. Bloodborne disease if you have no blood.
Bleeding is just weakness leaving the body
The fun police are everywhere
Stop cancelling me!