I like irony here that the headline focuses on the “closed on Sunday” bit rather than a vending machine provided by a company that specializes in fried chicken in a place where health is important.
To be fair, the machine doesn’t sell fried chicken, so the Sunday hours really are the stupidest part of this machine.
It sells a grilled chicken wrap, a veggie wrap, and two types of potato chips. Not too bad for hospital cafeteria food.
https://youtube.com/shorts/dcOlXY2sIQQ
I like irony here that you focus on the “health of the human” bit rather than a vending machine filled with literal dead corpses who spent their whole lives in a tiny battery cage being tortured, never saw the sun, never touched the earth.
It’s the health of the chickens that should be the focus.
The vending machine is restocked by team members from a nearby Chick-fil-A location on the hospital’s campus.
That makes sense, I suppose, since the location that would be restocking it is closed.
Wouldn’t be an issue if the food they are selling isn’t literally rotting corpses.
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Oh no. Whatever will I do!?
I guess I’ll never get to sample the journalistic behemoth that is whatever that news outlet is!
Does anyone care about Chic-fil-A? And what’s up with Christian companies/churches going HARD on animal abuse? Y’all are judgmental as fuck but then go around stuffing a bunch of dead animals down your throat. Nasty people I tell ya.
what
It’s so the machine can go pray to Robot Jesus.
“Calculon, save us from the ugly walking bags of mostly water who keep pushing our buttons!”
Does Bender actually say bags of mostly water? Because that is a Star Trek reference.
One can make more than one reference at a time.
“Use the force, Harry” ~Gandalf
Also it’s so the machine has a whole day free to persecute the LGBTQ community.









