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minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month ago9 out of 10 dentists agree: Cha-ching! The tenth was busy asking you a question that cannot possibly be answered in a meaningful way while your mouth is propped open like that.
minus-squarePossibly linux@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month ago“What are your life goals, dreams and aspirations?” shoves hand in mouth
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month ago If that hand goes much farther, the dentist will have answered their question about what I’m aspirating.
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·1 month agomy family signs, so we get frustrated at the hygienist and dentist not understanding us flailing our hands about meaningfully
minus-squareCort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoIf you can learn to talk with your throat like a ventriloquist, it’s pretty easy to hold a conversation with the dentist.
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoi’ll just buy a talking dummy like they got instead
9 out of 10 dentists agree: Cha-ching!
The tenth was busy asking you a question that cannot possibly be answered in a meaningful way while your mouth is propped open like that.
“What are your life goals, dreams and aspirations?”
shoves hand in mouth
If that hand goes much farther, the dentist will have answered their question about what I’m aspirating.
The Word Play Dentist
my family signs, so we get frustrated at the hygienist and dentist not understanding us flailing our hands about meaningfully
If you can learn to talk with your throat like a ventriloquist, it’s pretty easy to hold a conversation with the dentist.
i’ll just buy a talking dummy like they got instead