Magic papers didn’t work? The answer might be a different magic spell such as…

Man that started out sounding kind of self aware, but holy hell it went from 0 - 100 in no time lol

You know I’ve been saying Sovcits think the law is literal magic and they’re looking for the right incantation to use for a while now.

It’s nice to see an actual sovcit call it magic too.

Nice to have this one get explicit about how their religious insanity contributes to their real-world insanity. I always suspected / knew they were linked.

“Muh propurtah!”

Whoops he used the word “equity”. Doesn’t he know that the government has updated its terms? Time to find a new magical incantation.