In grade 6 everyone in class had already known that clearly little jimmy was special.

He was 15.

I had chicken pox but my brother got the shot. Now I have the milestone of shingles and he never will yay

That’s like a girl I knew arguing about how effective her homeopathic medicine was.

“Because of those med, my flu only lasted a week!”

A flu is only supposed to last 5-7 days ffs.