• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
    29·
    3 months ago

    I haven’t ever paid a cent for mortgage. I’ll sell the secret for $100.

    I rent. But don’t tell sovcit, I want their money.

    • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
      3·
      3 months ago

      I’m thinking about curing all their ailments remotely using a magnetic resonance chamber to beam cures directly into them through a bracelet I sell on a website where I also sell coon skin hats and wooden teeth. Because you know they’re the type to believe in magic.