• Therealgoodjanet@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Damnit, the pope holds all birth certificates? I’m such an idiot, how did I not know?

    There must have a massive archive in the Vatican, holding the birth certificates of 8bil people.

    • Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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      4 months ago

      Yeah, the pope keeps all of them in a big book that also says if you have been naughty or nice.

      • Geobloke@lemm.ee
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        4 months ago

        Hold on. This changes everything. You mean the pope works for Santa? Or the saint’s Clause? I smell a loophole

    • TheFriar@lemm.ee
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      4 months ago

      Wonder who’s keeping track with all the new ones coming in every few seconds and all the people dying every few seconds. Must be one busy post office in there.