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rastro@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago

It's like the Bacon game, but funnier

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It's like the Bacon game, but funnier

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rastro@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago
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  • Hux@lemmy.ml
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    11 months ago

    A few come to mind…

    “Ohana means family, you piece of shit.” — “Lilo & Stitch”, 2002.

    “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all, you piece of shit.” — “Bambi”, 1942

    "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, you piece of shit!” — “Mary Poppins”, 1964

  • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    "I never thought I’d die side by side with an elf

    How about side by side with an friend, you piece of shit?

    Ay, I could do that"

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      Wouldn’t that be

      At, I could do that, you piece of shit

      • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        11 months ago

        Could be either, but I felt it seemed more fitting to Legolas’s reply

    • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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      “Gondor has no king. Gondor needs no king. You piece of shit.”

  • 𝚟➑𝚋𝚖𝚡³@lemmy.ml
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    “Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope. You piece of shit”

    • Albbi@lemmy.ca
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      “But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters.”

      “You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done, you piece of shit.”

      • And009@lemmynsfw.com
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        Sounds legit, they didn’t want him go to college either

    • lemmyng@lemmy.ca
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      Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you piece of shit. You’re my only hope.

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    “I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast, you piece of shit.”

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      You eat pieces of shit for breakfast, you piece of shit?

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    "I love you.

    I know. You piece of shit."

    classic star wars really.

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      “no, I am your father. you piece of shit.”

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    "Khaaaaaaaan, you piece of shit!!"

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    “Yousa tinking yousa people ganna die? Yousa pissa shit.”

    “dormammu, I’ve come to bargain. you piece of shit”

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    “My momma always said, life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you gonna get, you piece of shit!”

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    You had me at “hello”, you piece of shit.

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    “Pumbaa, you are a pig, you piece of shit.”

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    Play it, Sam. You piece of shit.

    We’ll always have Paris, you piece of shit.

    Get busy living, or get busy dying. You piece of shit

    I honestly can’t stop laughing - why is this stupid idea so funny

  • Crismus@lemmynsfw.com
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    Do or Do Not, there is no try, you piece of shit.

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    Multipass, you piece of shit

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    “You piece of shit, you piece of shit.”

  • lesbian_seagull@lemm.ee
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    Yippee Ki‐Yay, motherfucker. You piece of shit.

    OR, if aired on TNT,

    Yippee Ki‐Yay, mother father. You piece of shirt.

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