• Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    Along with all of their other punishments, judges should start sentencing these people to take English classes.

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      They had government funded English classes. It’s called “school”. Went on for years, didn’t work apparently. So what’s more classes gonna do?

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        Yeah, but they didn’t have to take a test to prove they were paying attention in order to stay out of prison back then.

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          You’d just get your test back with a bullshit form on it they drafted instead of answering your questions. The form will contain several dozen made up laws and order you to release them immediately with a complimentary bowl of ramen or some bullshit.

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            Then I guess they go to prison. And everyone else gets some entertainment. I’m not really seeing a downside.

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    or should I milk that

    Should I defraud the government as long as possible until I can secede from all government resources? What kind of papers did she sign to enter into THAT contract with the feds!?

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      They’re crazy but I don’t have a big problem with it.

      Corporate Accounting: For FY 2025 we will continue to maintain NY office for the $1.3 million tax benefits then close the office in 2026 when those benefits end and shift profits to Bermuda.

      If corporations can get all the benefits of society and change countries whenever it benefits them, why not private citizens?

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        I don’t care if someone takes what they can get. I just think it’s hilarious how sovcits want things both ways.

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    I’m guessing this person has always voted for the party that has demonized the concept of “takers”