• mipadaitu@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    It’s too late, you said PAY TAXES, so you accidentally agreed to the unwritten, secret contract and now we own your PERSONHOOD COOPERATION ENTITLEMENT.

    Too bad you didn’t locate the secret underground papers hidden in floor 6B that allowed you to have the gold assigned to your SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER. Now you must slave away for the CABAL OF ADMIRAL LIZARD PEOPLE for another 30 years + 1 day.