• vexikron@lemmy.zip
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      9 months ago

      Maybe pocket foldable US flags that dont have the gold frill, so they can like pull them out in the middle of trials and attempt to be judged under the real american flag instead of the gold fringed one that basically magically denotes that they are actually a corporation and they are being tried as if in international waters?

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      9 months ago

      I myself tell them they have to use specific US postage that has a fox head on it as the seal of the great councillor of admiralty. It’s just to amuse myself, and hey the USPS gets some money.

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        9 months ago

        Tell them they have to register with the Universal Postal Union and they’ll get a remittance for picking up their mail. They can send the bill to the Postmaster General but they have to write it backwards in pig Latin in purple ink.