The capitalists will be conning us into selling us “solutions” to what they have wrought long after they’ve retreated to and are barking orders remotely from their luxury bunker compounds protecting them from a scorched hellscape where it hurts to breathe.

And sadly, there’ll still be laborers and managers and security forces singing their praises into their own oblivion. “Phone man issues us ration cards! cough Show some respect and work harder on their shipment of cough carbon filters!”