This earns a golf clap. Well done.
I’ll give them full points just for not putting it immediately in front of the door preventing it from being opened, despite the doormat request.
I genuinely don’t understand this request, is there any size of parcel that is not just an envelope that won’t look super obvious under a door mat? Unless you have a cellar door under the mat or something, it makes no sense.
There’s cardboard envelopes which often don’t fit into mailboxes, but might not be completely obvious under the doormat?

I bet if you ordered a door mat.
(Or a book of stamps, or a comic book, or pet medication, or a set of screws, or a small electronic device, or hair pins, or printer ink, or a million other things I could name that would fit in a small package that could be placed under a door mat
I dunno about malicious, more like dumb request gets dumb results.
Lol I think you just described most malicious compliance posts. Just people throwing logic out the window while making demands, just to be swatted down by their own hubris.




