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> go to germany
> attempt small talki don’t know what to tell you buddy
And people say Germans are humorless.
That’s fucking hilarious!
>be Germany
>create a fake language called “Deutsch” just for laughs
>get everyone in Germany in on the joke so you’re all “sprechen sie Deutsch”
>continue pranking tourists for years now, everyone’s gotten pretty good at selling the bit as well
>one day some ‘geistesschwache’ accidentally leaks the script we’ve all been using
>oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck
>mfw people mistake it for a translation guide
Oh, OK. Get me a cigarette then.
