• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Billionaire: gimme the friar cut

    Barber: got you fam

    Just kidding he probably cuts it himself with a bowl to save a few bucks

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        1 month ago

        He’ looks like that weird dude in Resonance of Fate that has to die in the early game so you can kinda care about the plot a little.

  • givesomefucks@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    I could believe she had no idea he was a billionaire, and just had like 50+ million.

    Usually billionaires at least splurge for $20 hair cuts. That man is obviously still using a bowl.

    It’s also believable the smile is the only thing she could convincably lie about

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    2 months ago

    So are we only standing up against body shaming for ugly people? We’re okay shitting on attractive people that might have had cosmetic work done? Are we a bunch of hypocrites that stand for nothing and only react when our own feelings are hurt?

    Boo Lemmy. Y’all can do better.

    • Olhonestjim@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      No, this is clearly laziness on his part. He has all the time and money needed to get a decent haircut, eat well, and do a little exercise, but simply doesn’t. He has no real obligations to get in the way. His ugliness is nothing but compounding character flaws.

      And after all, he’s the one claiming his girlfriend was initially attracted by his physical beauty, not his money.

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        2 months ago

        I realize in hindsight I should have worded my comment more specifically. I’m NOT talking about the dude. I’m talking about all the comments at the girl.

        I will never not condone clowning on rich assholes. Nobody gets that kind of money without some form of exploitation, and those kinds of people are fair game.

        My comment was regarding all the other cringe comments in the thread that are saying shit like she’s not that hot anyway, or she looks fake, etc.

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      2 months ago

      The rule is not to punch down. When someone is a billionaire nothing* is off the table.