The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agoTime to go no-contact on this stalkerlemmy.worldimagemessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up1461arrow-down18
arrow-up1453arrow-down1imageTime to go no-contact on this stalkerlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square2fedilink
minus-squarejubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 months ago“Hey Siri. How do I mark text messages as spam?”
minus-squareFrank Ring@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 months ago“I can’t go, my dog ate my car.”